I know, that line alone makes you assume that everything to follow is negative. It’s not.

Astute eyes, however, surely bulged when they noticed the “Hard times on the water” headline just a bit to the left of a story titled, “FWC OKs new rule on gear.”

The stories are not related, and the placement was not intentional. It is telling.

One story talked about the woes of charter fishermen trying to make a living off taking locals and tourists deep-sea fishing as fuel prices - most of the vessels run on diesel - spiral out of control like Pacman Jones at an open bar.

They are not doing well.

Meanwhile, the FWC (and you can subsitute any branch of government there) unleashes another regulation on fishers of the sea. Now this particular regulation, mandating tags on “passive fishing gear” like crab traps, isn’t particularly intrusive and has sound reasoning.

The traps get abandoned and clog/pollute waterways and no one knows who put them there.

It simply brought to my mind the growing conundrum we seem to face as a nation: As it grows more and more difficult to simply survive and pay the bills, government increasingly makes it more difficult with new laws, fees, taxes and fines.

One day, at this rate, there will be fishers to fine, no drivers to ticket, no capital gains to steal, and no more money for our government to sustain itself.

The thing is, that doesn’t sound too bad right now.

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Allen, after Wednesday’s School Board meeting, told The News Herald’s Donna Vavala she is no longer speaking to the paper because she believes I have a personal vendetta against her.

It’s a shame, really, because we’d like to hear what she thinks about the latest paper magic Superintendent James McCalister has come up with to deal with the District’s budget woes.

To his credit, at the request of school board members, McCalister may have found a way to avoid closing A.D. Harris and Milliville Elementary.

Unfortunately, it involves paper and money shuffling rather than any real cuts or streamlining, which ought to begin with the District’s bloated administrative staff.

McCalister may have found a way out in new legislation that allows counties to use discretionary millage money in ways that were not intended when District’s were given the authority to levy the tax.

It was to be used for capital outlay, but now the Legislature has offered that if you can show your capital outlay needs are met for the next five years, you can petition the state to move money from there to other areas.

Yes, we’d love to hear why using tax money for unintended purposes is a better solution than rationally trimming the budget.

Better yet, we can’t wait to hear the part about how our capital outlay needs are met for the next five years. If that’s the case, why is that discretionary millage even in place?

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Jeremy Morrison told us about Faith Pristine Jackson, a 6-year-old Cottondale girl whose life ended in the blink of an eye when lightning struck a tree and traveled down its roots to the little girl standing 12 feet away.

Authorities can explain how lightning works, and how tree roots can act as “feeder systems” for electricity. They can talk about acts of God and fate and being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Below that story, Morrison told us about Alan Crotzer, freed from prison after serving 24 years for a rape he did not commit. The sentence was 130 years, tantamount to a life sentence.

Authorities can explain how an eyewitness made a mistake and how scientific evidence led to the clearing  of his name, and the state can explain how a $1.25 million “compensation” will help him enjoy what is left of a life once taken away.

No one can tell Crotzer, though, how to replace those 24 years of life. He sets an example, though, when he says he does not hold a grudge. “I ain’t got time to be bitter and mad,” he said. “I’m on a mission.”

Nor can anyone properly comfort Faith Pristine Jackson’s family, and explain how life can so abruptly be pulled from a little girl.

We can only hope they find some peace, some comfort, with the thought that life does not always end as we plan or hope, but that it can be everlasting on a different plain.

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Usually relegated to wandering around the woods searching for deer, or to the couch to watch sports, we finally get the attention we deserve.

Father’s Day.

The boy is 4 now. If you tell him that, he’ll correct you. “I’m 4 AND A HALF!” Five is waiting around the corner, ready to snatch this special year away.

It’s hard to imagine how it could get better, but I’m told it will. I thought 3 was the best age, until he hit 4. I thought the same when he was 2 going on 3.

I harbor no such thoughts about the first year.

He’s active now, and we’re doing the things dads cherish. The trip to Disney World this year was the best yet, as he absorbed things he couldn’t comprehend the year before, like how to wait in line without whining.

He sat in a deer stand this year, quiet as a mouse for about an hour and a half while we read, drew, colored and looked for deer. There was no intention to harvest that day, at his age, but he didn’t know that and it was exciting.

I saw one deer, the boy saw dozens. Every shadow, every dip of a branch, every bark of a squirrel produced a deer alert as he brought up his blue binoculars and “spotted” deer I was too grown up to see.

He sat in my lap this year and “drove” the old blue truck inside the confines of the hunting property. His “driving” consisted of turning the steering wheel while we puttered along in first gear, my hands on the bottom of the wheel without his knowledge.

He makes more trips to the woods with me and the dog now, and is learning how to control and command our chocolate lab. He runs through the creeks and into the gulf with equal bravado.

He sleeps in his first real “big-boy” bed, a bunkbed with a firetruck frame and cover, complete with ladder. That’s all  he asked Santa for, a big-boy bed and a ladder.

He completed his first year of real school, pre-k 3. He suffered through several episodes of strep, and at times prefers some alone time to work on a puzzle or examine an ant mound.

He prefers eating at home to eating out, which makes me feel good.

He told me last week that he doesn’t want to be a daddy, he’d rather be a pirate when he grows up.

He thinks his daddy is stronger than anyone outside of God, Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Power Rangers.

Father’s Day isn’t automatically any more special than any other Sunday, really. But if, when I roll out of bed that day, I slow down and give thanks for what I’ve been given, odds are a special day will be in the making.

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As nasty fires go, fighting a blaze in solid waste at an incinerator comes in second, just behind a landfill fire, said Mark Bowen, Bay County’s emergency operations chief, on Tuesday.

“It’s certainly not pleasant,” he added.

Bay County firefighters spent most of Tuesday putting out a blaze at the county’s incinerator off U.S. 231 and making sure a new one did not erupt. The blaze was first noticed at about 2 a.m.

More than 30 firefighters responded to the scene and got the blaze under control in about an hour. However, mountains of trash in the tipping room made it difficult for firefighters to get at the source, local officials said.

Workers used heavy equipment to move the trash under spray from fire hoses.

“That process is just a lengthy one,” Bowen said.

Fire crews still were moving the waste and watering it down Tuesday evening.

Until that work is done, incinerator officials will not know the extent of the damage to the structure that houses mountains of garbage, said Joe Tannehill Jr., the owner of Engen LLC, the company that runs the incinerator.

“We need to check that and we will do that after it is safe to go inside,” Tannehill said. However, that building, known as the tipping room, was in rough shape before Tuesday’s fire.

“It’s a dirty building. It’s not in great condition - the roof is in bad shape, the siding is in bad shape - just from 21 years of use,” Tannehill said.

He added Tuesday’s fire was a classic case of “spontaneous combustion.”

“Basically, this garbage is organic in nature. It decays over time. It can chemically change and produce a condition that can unite with oxygen,” Tannehill said. “Fire happens frequently in the refuse area where garbage is stored.”

Bowen said he had “no earthly idea” what started the fire and doubted anyone would ever definitively know.

“It could have been any number of sources,” Bowen said. “We have experienced fires in the back of garbage trucks that started with a cigarette butt smoldering for several days.”

Mountains of trash filled up the tipping room because the incinerator has been down for maintenance, Bowen said.

“It’s hard to look through that and find any clues,” Bowen said, adding that fires have broken out in the past when the incinerator was down.

“They continue to collect municipal solid waste and there is more in there than normal,” Bowen said.

Tannehill said incinerator workers followed their normal procedures before the fire broke out. When the fire is over, incinerator officials will “go through this whole event” looking for mistakes or ongoing problems that could have contributed to the blaze.

Officials will “make sure we are using the best practices possible,” Tannehill said.

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“Book of things for which School Board Chairwoman Donna Allen apologizes”

Chapter 1: I’m not sorry

The End

She’d pocket the money and be on her way.

 And, really, that’s all you can say about that.

 We do know about the things for which she won’t apologize, like the hugely inappropriate move of renting-to-own a Bay Point home from the contractor for whom she helped secure millions of dollars in District business without making any disclosure.

Heck, to apologize, she’d have to recognize that what she did was in poor judgment, and to that all she could come up with is, “It never entered my mind,” and, “how dare” anyone question it.

Now, as another School Board 3-2 vote - this one to borrow $50 million last year to build two new schools despite a flagging economy - implodes around Allen, she has this to say of the decision:
“I’m not sorry that those students are not going to be in portables. I’m not sorry that we did the best thing for students out there at that beach. I”m not sorry. I’d do it again.”
It begs the question, just what exactly has she done in her political life for which she is sorry?

It would be like asking me, “Are you sorry about anything you’ve ever written about Donna Allen, even the part where you mistakenly said her home had a pool?” 

And getting a response of, “I’m not sorry that Donna Allen lives in a house most of us could never afford and only pays $1,600 a month rent. I’m not sorry that she’s not living in a cardboard box. I’m not sorry I made my point the best way I could but the Google map was wrong. I’m not sorry. I’d do it again.”

The fact is, I was sorry I wrote she had a pool, and I said as much in a follow-up column.

Answering your critics can defrock them if the criticisms are off-base. Not answering them gives them credibility.

It is a bold politician who dons the crown of arrogance in these economic times, and while that might not be Allen’s intent, it is the perception.

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As we rumbled/navigated U.S. (Business) 98 this morning in the weekend-redneck Mazda pick’emup truck, he uttered the words that only those native to the area learn so young.

“I smell the paper mill, daddy,” he said.

“Smells like money to me, son,” I replied.

“Nuh, uh, it stinks,” he corrected.

He’ll learn.

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