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Fellas, bring the Axe when in the Outback
January 17th, 2009, 8:18 pm · 10 Comments · posted by mcazalas
The Outback bar is busy on any weekend night, as, generally, are my eyes as I try to avoid dizziness keeping up with the beautiful ladies in attendance.
We were waiting on a table and the unsweet tea was calling my name as Manager Craig kept us up to speed on our table’s state of near readiness.
Axe works!
My sweetie was out of town, so my eyes were pretty much staying in my head, when the lady to my left made the following comment: “You smell good.”
Now, I’m used to being told I’m a handsome fella - I am a Cazalas after all - but this was new territory so I responded with my usual wit. “Are you talking to me?” I asked.
She was, it turned out, and she repeated the compliment. Spotting no hidden cameras, I inquired of the lass just what she meant.
“You smell really good,” she said. “My sister noticed it first.” Her sister, two seats over, was just fine by me.
In a near state of confusion, it hit me: A friend, fired from a hotel chain in Atlanta, loaded me up with “extras,” and one of those was “Axe” shower wash.
You’ve seen those over-the-top commercials where the women melt on the men who wear it, haven’t you. It is true.
By evening’s end I had conqured a Queen’s Filet, a loaded baked potato and a salad with tomato-based dressing.
Had it not been for my promise to my keeper to behave in her absence, I am quite confident, there would’ve been more conquering going on that evening.
As it was, the woman ended up regaling me with a tale of dumping her boyfriend over Christmas, and said she had purchased an entire Axe gift pack for him. And she wanted me to have it. It was in her car outside.
Having seen the Axe commercials, I knew better than to accompany her there, so I asked that she bring it inside. I now have Axe shampoo, hair conditioner, body lotion, some cleanser that exfoliates and an after-shower Axe spray.
I have put it in a safe.
So the lesson is this: Eat at Outback and get some ridiculously good steak for the price, wear your “Axe” and look out!
And ask for Manager Craig when you do go in. He’ll be the one asking to borrow my Axe.
Not bad, Caz, it seems I will have to try Outback. I like my steaks medium and my women medium rare, can they accomodate that? Tell manager craig to have the chicks set up for Monday, cause that’s when my wife is at bowling.
Be careful what you AXE for!
Wow, really? I think that stuff REEKS like bad teenage boy deodorant. Yuck. I guess to each their own.
Caz, things are looking up for you! New Squeez, driving by dairy queen salivating, women falling at your feet, promotion, etc.
Did she AXE you for a date? I think I see JF in the lower right hand corner of that photo. Did “W” take that photo?!! Axe “W” if she likes AXE! JF likes Blondes, *wink* When did you come out of your COMA CAZ!!! GETRDONE! Easy Does It
My 12 year old son keeps Axe in his locker for a refresh after P.E. Only thing it attract’s is pimples. Something to be said for post puberty?
JF in lower right hand corner!
JF, in lower left hand corner! ya that’s it.
What we got here is a heady mixture of female deer pheromones, a couple of girls who are “friends” and some teenage aftershave.
Yep, that’s JF in the lower corner. I was blogging live from Talladega last Spring and his gf Summer invited me up to cover it from the pit box on pit row. JF didn’t seem to mind and ended up giving me some pretty good insight into their racing issues.
Caz
Caz, I would trade a perfect day of deer hunting for that opportunity by the looks on your face in the pit area!! You DAWG! Jealousy is in order! (but limited).